Loopy Johnny

    Here is maximum ouch-to-the-ounce and bang for the buck. Three black neoprene rubber open loops set in a plain wrapped handle with vinyl end caps!   The effect? OH MY!!

    An online blogosphere favorite.

This is what customers have said:
   Johnny arrived safe and well. Thank you!! Mind you I can't believe I'm thanking you! To say it stings is an understatement! It has one hell of a bite!!! I will have to be good.... VERY good!! All the best,  C

   I am very happy to report that I have found a more than satisfactory solution to the dilemma of delivering domestic discipline discreetly. His name is Loopy Johnny! ... He is small enough to fit in your back pocket and he sounds like a whisper when he strikes naked flesh even when used with full force! Best of all (or worst depending on your perspective) little Johnny stings like an angry hornet!!! My Queen and I used him just last night and the only problem we had with noise was...well...me!!!!
    So remember mom and dad. No need to send the kids out to play just so you can get in a little discrete domestic discipline. It’s Loopy Johnny to the rescue!  nld