Sonofabirch

   Inspired by the branches once used to punish petty criminals, the long handle propels a bundle of 21 supple white 1/8" diameter polyethylene rods with cutting velocity.

   It cannot be used moderately, but with a full-arm stroke every time. Signature handle in choice of colors. This is the largest and most severe of the Birches. For a more moderate implement, see our Little Birch.

Little Birch 

   This is a sharp and sting-y implement that will leave marks, but does not easily break skin. A bundle of very flexible 1/8" diameter white polyethylene rods is set in a Wrapped nylon handle in colors, with Black end caps.

Also see our Mini-Birch and Mini-Birch II.